joke

3 Priests were asked
how they divide church
money between them
and God.
* Priest from USA said "
I draw a straight line,
throw all the money
up...the ones that fall on
side A is God's own, side
B is mine."
* Priest from India said
" I draw a circle, throw
all the money up. The
ones that fall inside the
circle belongs to God,
outside it, is mine."
* Priest from Nigeria
said " I don't waste
time, I simply pack all
the money and throw it
up, anyone that
remains up belongs to
God, others that fall
down is mine."